Eye-rolling headline of the day

Mel Gibson had a fender bender on a Malibu highway the other day. Here's the headline for that story, according to a traditionalist Catholic website:

"Traditional Catholic Producer-Director Mel Gibson Miraculously Uninjured in Car Crash On the Feast of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary"

read here: TRADITIO Traditional Roman Catholic Network, including the Official Catholic Directory of Traditional Latin Masses